
It happened three years ago. Nobody has been able to explain it. But I'd rather begin at the beginning. Before he died.
We had a little petanque club with about 35 members. When we started the
club there were only about a dozen members, but as people heard about
us or came by and saw how much we amused ourselves, more and more joined
us. We played twice a week, summer and winter, in all kind of weather.
As time went by we grew quite competent at the game. We began to play tournaments
against other clubs, but they had more experience and were superior to
us. We lost most of the games, but when we did win a game we really enjoyed
it.
There was in one of the clubs we played tournaments against an unpleasant
guy, boasting and swaggering, but at the same time a very competent player.
He was a fantastic shooter. Whenever an opponent had placed his boule perfectly
close to the jack, he shot it away. That would have been all right if he
did not at the same time shout and boast of his own competence and call
us amateurs who had rather stay at home and play cards. The others in his
team tried to moderate him but he was regardless of them. The height of
insolence was reached one day when he hit one of our players in the eye,
furious at being defeated by him. We claimed to have him expelled of their
club, but they would not do that because they needed him. He was sentenced
to quarantine for a couple of months during which he would have to
excercise alone.
When we left their club on that day I saw that he had forgotten his boules
on the course in all the excitement. I did not draw his attention to it.
Big idiot!
About a week later our chairman came into the club, pale and shocked.
- Have you heard it?
We stared at him. What had happened?
Then he told:
That guy from the other club had been excercising one evening when one
of his boules suddenly had exploded and killed him. Our chairman wanted
everybody in our club to have their boules examined, because if such a
thing could happen in the other club it could happen in ours, too. He did
not want to be responsible etc.
We had him calmed down at last, and he continued.
The police had come and looked for clues, but there were only microscopic
pieces left of the boule and, as a matter of fact, of the guy, too. The
incident was considered absolutely incomprehensible.
Inquiries were made to the factory in France who denied every possibility
that their boules should be explosive. They were furious at the suspicion,
and the case was developping into a diplomatic dilemma. In the end, though,
it was transferred to the archive of unsolved cases.
Then we forgot it.
That is, I did not forget it.
One of
these days I was tidying my kitchen cupboards. I found the remnants of
a roll of marzipan which must have been lying there since Christmas. I
was about to take a bite of it when it suddenly occurred to me what it
was. I am not quite aware of how dangerous it is to keep such stuff, but
I ought to have disposed of it long ago.
I rode on my bicycle into a nearby forest when darkness had fallen and
digged it into the earth. I do not hope that someone will come digging
right there with a spade. The guy who lent me the drill to make the hole
in the boule has moved to Australia, so I think I am safe.
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Drawing: Jesper